The Backstreet Boys

 The Backstreet Boys pose for the paparazzi before…

…jumping into the Mystery Machine and hurrying off to solve another mystery!

Tonight's episode: Haunted House Hassle!

When the Mystery Machine breaks down in front of a spooky old mansion, Nick, AJ, Kevin, Howie and Brian go inside and encounter a frightening ghost.  But further investigation reveals that all is not as it seems.  The ghost is really the old caretaker, who's really the abominable snowman, who's really a crooked real estate developer, who's really a witch doctor, who's really a slightly less crooked real estate developer who engages in business practices which, while not strictly illegal, are unethical and violate his professional code of conduct.  When the villain kidnaps the Backstreet Boys, can their trusty dog Dooby-Scoo save the day?

(I guess there should be a dog photo.  Let me check my files.)

Fine, sure, that'll do.  That's Dooby-Scoo.  Go get 'em, Dooby-Scoo!

"The Backstreet Boys Mysteries" -- premiering this fall on Saturday mornings, only on CBS!

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