Martha Stewart

Martha strides triumphantly down the sidewalk…

… after dazzling the paparazzi with an impromptu rendition of "I Fell Like A Soufflé," her show-stopping torch song from the new Broadway musical "Heart Crushed In A Garlic Press," starring Martha Stewart, and written by, directed by, and produced by Martha Stewart.

Apparently just being a book author, television personality, lifestyle guru, entrepreneur, and media empire owner left her with free time to fill.

Then she said to the driver as she got into the car, "Your right front tire looks a little soft.  A few shots of aerosol cheese will pump it right up." 

What a woman.