Two Guys Who Pretend To Go Fast, And One Who Really Does

CAUTION: NEW STAR TREK MOVIE SPOILER

From "Star Trek Into Darkness," here's Chris Pine, who plays James Kirk…

… and Benedict Cumberbatch, who plays Khan.  

Their characters travel through space at "warp speed."

(Aside to Star Trek fans: is Spock a last or first name?  I somehow always thought Spock looked like a Jeff.  Jeff Spock.  Come on, Steve, focus.)

But here's a guy who actually goes fast:

Graham Rahal, who'll be competing in this weekend's Indy 500.

Indy cars can reach speeds of over -- 

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