The annual CBS Upfront presentation, at which the network reveals its fall schedule and introduces new shows, is just a few days away. This year, CBS and CelebriGum are teaming up to produce a thrilling new drama. CelebriGum is proud to present this preview!
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"Mr. McConaughey! Look at this carry-on!""Okay."
"Yes, I see."
"It's barely used…what do you think?"
"Twenty dollars."
"Matthew McConaughey: Pre-Owned Luggage Appraiser." Coming this fall to --(TENSE MUSIC CUTS OUT)
I'm sorry, I'm being told "Matthew McConaughey: Pre-Owned Luggage Appraiser" has just been canceled. Probably for the best; though the acting was good, the writing was terrible.
Instead, CBS has just green-lit another CelebriGum series. It's a reality show called "Gum's Eye View."
It gets dark, then light again. Clouds go by. Sometimes it rains. There might be a bird.
CBS: The Tiffany Network. Only on CBS.
CBS: The Tiffany Network. Only on CBS.
I'd totally watch a reality show about gum. But then, I watch lots of stupid stuff.
ReplyDeleteMuch of my life is a reality show about gum already. Not sure how much more I could take.
DeleteLooks as if McConaughey is giving the luggage the OK sign or the 3-ring sign [from my youth watching Yankees baseball: as play-by-play man, Mel Allen, used to instruct us: Give 'im the 3-ring sign & ask the man for Ballantine[beer].] Anyway, if either of these shows is a spin-off of the NCIS franchise, and CBS is still America's most watched network, then they're guaranteed hits. CBS viewers don't seem to know how to operate remotes.
ReplyDeleteJan B.
I never heard of the three ring/Ballantine sign. If that's what Mr. McConaughey was trying for, he left sadly disappointed.
DeleteRe: your point about CBS viewers and remotes. In a short-sighted move, CBS has also green-lit a reality/educational series in which older Americans learn to use remotes. I predict it will get good ratings for a while and then drop off dramatically.
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