Jim Gaffigan and the CelebriGum Comedy Challenge

Comedian and actor Jim Gaffigan… looking very snappy in his suit and red shoes…

 Wait, what's he doing?

He's showing off his new book to the paparazzi!

Help us, paparazzi!  Let us see his book!

Ah yes, it's "Dad Is Fat," available in bookstores now!

 Now what's he doing?

He's holding up another book!

Here's where the comedy challenge comes in!  Send me your hilarious idea for a clever title.  I'll pick my favorite, put it into the picture using my photo software, and add it to this entry tomorrow night, Monday, May 13th!  Email to celebrigum@gmail.com.

Get funnying, gumheads!

UPDATE: THE WINNER

Submitted by Dan Page.  Congratulations, Dan!

Lots of other good ones, including many on the biting/eating theme, such as:

   Eat This Book (several submissions)

   Bite Me: A Love Story

   Bite This Book

   Bite Me!

   Sooty Like Me

   Where's My Tie?

   Enjoy Every Book  (a clever reference to the late Warren Zevon's line on the show,

   "Enjoy Every Sandwich")

   Dad Is Even FATTER

   Jim Gaffigan's Cooking For Dummies

As you can see, it had to be something short.

Thanks to everyone who rose to the CelebriGum Comedy Challenge!