Albert Brooks

In honor of the beginning of Passover, let's review the 10 Plagues of the Arriving Late Show Guest, as illustrated by comedy legend Albert Brooks.

1.  Difficult-to-exit SUV's

2.  Publicists

3.  Blinding flashes from the --

Hold on, my phone's ringing.

Oh my gosh!  That was Kate Upton calling to accept my invitation from the previous entry!  I really didn't think it was going to happen!  This is so great!  I have to go get ready.  Sorry, but I can't finish the rest of this entry.

What?  Of course Kate Upton really just called me!  Of course I was prepared to go all the way to ten plagues!  You people are so cynical.