"A perfectly silly, genius idea" -- David Letterman

Saturday, February 23, 2013

Oscar Winners


Ladies and gentlemen, winner of Best Actress Oscars for "Norma Rae" and "Places in the Heart," Sally Field! 

Are you kidding me?  
Whoever booked a Cadillac for Sally, rather than a Lincoln, should be fired.
Ladies and gentlemen, winner of a Best Actress Oscar for "As Good as It Gets," Helen Hunt!
Are you kidding me?

 Whoever took such a miserable photograph should be fired.

 LATE ADDITION BONUS FROM THE CELEBRIGUM ARCHIVES:

 Ladies and gentlemen, winner of a Best Actor Oscar for "The Last King of Scotland," Forest Whitaker!


Good luck to all the nominees and their vehicles on Sunday night!

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3 comments:

  1. KarlFebruary 24, 2013 at 11:27 AM

    Is Helen Hunt opening the door by herself? Where is Hospitality?

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    1. Steve YoungFebruary 24, 2013 at 5:41 PM

      Hey, celebrities are just regular folks like you and me. Well, you.

      It sounds clever, but I don't actually know what that means or who, if anyone, should be offended.

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    2. KarlFebruary 25, 2013 at 3:19 PM

      Hey I've written a screenplay that's sure-fire to make me a celebrity. Would you mind reading it?

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