Good luck asking for white meat or dark meat.
It's all gray meat.
For extra flavor, I recommend the soot-flecked skin. Mmm, spicy!
To everyone who's played along with my foolishness, my thanks.
Every afternoon I stand by a second floor window in the Ed Sullivan Theater and take mediocre photos of guests as they enter and leave the Late Show with David Letterman. In the foreground of each shot is a wad of old gum I noticed on the window ledge. There may be better paparazzi photos on the internet, but this is the only place you'll find the juxtaposition of celebrities and hardened gum. Enjoy!
Brilliant...if only it wasn't a single.
ReplyDeleteMaybe it'll work as a closer... can we close on a doctored adda?
DeleteHappy Thanksgiving, Bill!
I'm always nervous when I see the gum someplace other than the window ledge.
ReplyDeleteYou'll find comfort as we return to our regularly scheduled programming.
DeleteShould've seen this coming! The question with the gray meat was weird. :)
ReplyDeleteOh yes. I have it all orchestrated years in advance.
DeleteYuck. I'm glad I didn't see this until after Thanksgiving dinner.
ReplyDeleteCan't help noticing the gum is shaped like a turkey. Is this its actual shape or is Photoshop afoot?
DeleteI didn't alter the shape. I guess you see what you want to see.
DeleteI took my anti-nausea pill before I saw this-didn't help. Thanks, Ralph. I mean, Steve.
ReplyDeleteBetty, you need to stop wasting money on those black market Mexican anti-nausea pills. They're worthless.
DeleteIt's not without precedent. Daniel Boone ate Gummi Bears one Thanksgiving.
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