Oh, great.
That's blatant election fraud.
This whole thing could end up invalidated. Thanks a lot, gum, and whatever idiots let the gum vote.
Every afternoon I stand by a second floor window in the Ed Sullivan Theater and take mediocre photos of guests as they enter and leave the Late Show with David Letterman. In the foreground of each shot is a wad of old gum I noticed on the window ledge. There may be better paparazzi photos on the internet, but this is the only place you'll find the juxtaposition of celebrities and hardened gum. Enjoy!
Hmmm, does the gum have a voter ID card?
ReplyDeleteExactly, Karl. These are the sorts of questions that need to be raised BEFORE an old piece of gum is allowed to vote.
DeleteI saw an Old Bag voting today
ReplyDeleteIs the gum a Republican or Democrat?
ReplyDeleteI don't know but look at those little tiny grains of soot embedded in the gum. That's fascinating. Some of those are probably from the industrial revolution.
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