Presenting the first CelebriGum father/daughter combo!
From HBO's Emmy-nominated "Girls," Allison Williams.
Allison's father, Brian Williams.
"Hey, isn't that the funny guy from "30 Rock" and all those late night shows?"
"Yeah. He also does the CBS Evening News."
"No, he's on NBC. You're thinking of Scott Pelley."
"Who?"
"You know, this guy."
"Who?"
"You know, this guy."
"Oh, right. But where are we in that picture?"
"We're not in that picture. That was a different day."
"Oh. By the way, in the Brian Williams photos with the couple, am I the guy or the girl?"
"I don't know. It's never been established which of us is saying which lines."
"At this stage of my life I didn't really expect to be confused about my gender."
"Me neither. But that's the way things go during Gimmick Month at CelebriGum."
"We're not in that picture. That was a different day."
"Oh. By the way, in the Brian Williams photos with the couple, am I the guy or the girl?"
"I don't know. It's never been established which of us is saying which lines."
"At this stage of my life I didn't really expect to be confused about my gender."
"Me neither. But that's the way things go during Gimmick Month at CelebriGum."
If I ever write a Play, this is how I will write it. The actors will just have to guess who's talking. Actors love doing stuff like that.
ReplyDeleteVery avant garde. The actors may also have to guess if there's anyone in the audience listening.
DeleteIf I was an actor, I'd like for my stage name to be Avant Garde.
DeleteWhy wait to become an actor? Put the paperwork in motion today!
DeleteJust learned that name is taken, along with Metta World Peace.
DeleteI have an avant garde dog. He's also a nihilist, so I'm pretty much on my own...
DeleteI've read that Brian Williams is considered a public menace on the streets of New York - known for his violent, unpredictable behavior. Not to mention eating out of dumpsters.
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