Lots of Scotts

I've promised you "lots" of Scotts.  I know I can provide at least two.  Maybe three, if we're lucky.

From "Parks and Recreation," Adam Scott!

From ESPN, Scott Van Pelt!

So far we've got a first name Scott and a last name Scott.  What would really put this Gimmick Month entry over the top would be a middle name Scott.

Let me fire up the CelebriGum Reality Changer, a gadget of my own invention which, in theory, temporarily rearranges time and space to snap a gum photo of a hard-to-get celebrity… I'm typing in a name… the fabric of the universe is being rewoven… here comes the photo…

Ladies and gentlemen, the late author F. Scott Fitzgerald!

Crap.  So close.