What a sweet existence, to be a celebrity.
Everyone excited to see you, taking pictures and video…
…an assistant to handle all your stuff…
…even a conductor to lead the small orchestra in the back of an SUV, playing a fanfare for your arrival.
What a horrible existence, to be a violinist stuffed into the back of an SUV with six other musicians.
Not enough websites are brave enough to shed light on the injustice that is SUV orchestras.
ReplyDeleteI've made powerful enemies. David, if I mysteriously disappear, promise me that you'll carry on the fight against the sinister Sport Utility Orchestra Guild.
DeleteSuch a horrible guild, but they do have a great health plan.
DeleteSeth is striking quite a sexy pose in that top photo.
ReplyDeleteCalm down, Lenny. We don't need any Fred Willard incidents at CelebriGum.
DeleteI guess Fred Willard REALLY IS crazy. And I always thought he was just a great actor at playing crazy roles...
DeleteI'm guessing they could only fit a 3/4 size cello back there.
ReplyDeleteConcerto in G?
ReplyDeleteMore like "Concerto in S-U-V!"
Goodnight, everybody!!