Very glad to have gotten this photo of Michael Fassbender, star of last year's "Shame" and the current blockbuster "Prometheus."
Thanks to the odd resemblance, I can re-use the photo in a future post in which I'll claim it's Syrian tyrant Bashar al-Assad.
It may be my only chance of getting al-Assad on CelebriGum, since it's looking less and less likely that we'll have him on the Late Show.
You never know. Isn't Dave's Fatwa still technically in effect?
ReplyDeleteI don't think so. If you don't go down to the DMV and renew it every six months, it expires.
DeleteMine is set to auto-renew online.
DeleteThis post feels like a Tuesday's post. I won't say if that's good or bad, it's just what it is.
ReplyDeleteHey, it's always Tuesday somewhere.
DeleteI think that was an early "Mamas and the Papas" track.
DeleteWho's the big guy next to Michael? Maybe you can misidentify him as a celebrity in the future too.
ReplyDeleteYes, but I have to be careful, because I see Jimmy every day.
DeleteBut I'm open to suggestions. Maybe he'd like to be confused with George Clooney.
I think he looks like a young Carroll O'connor.
DeleteI think he looks like an old Carol Burnett.
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DeleteIf it got around that Bashar al-Assad was coming to the Late Show, well, best to take precautions against a potential drone strike. And of course, just this mention may have triggered surveillance. It is an election year, you know. Take care ...
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All good points, but as I say, very doubtful that al-Assad will come by for a guest segment. We can't even get Kim Jong un. His people keep saying he's available for comedy, then when we pitch ideas, he's not available after all. I think it's a low-grade attempt to undermine the U.S.
DeleteInteresting story: His father, Kim Jong Il, used to do vaudeville with Fidel Castro.
DeleteI wish I was important enough to have "people".
ReplyDeletePeople who have people are the luckiest people...
DeleteMy fass got bent once. It hurt like hell!
ReplyDeleteTrust me. Kim Jong un is a goldmine of comedy... ;)
ReplyDelete"Prometheus" is the perfect title, considering the current state of my liver... :(
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