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Wednesday, April 25, 2012

Tall Guys


Average height: 6 feet, 8 and 1/3 inches!


Larry Bird.  6 feet, 9 inches.


Magic Johnson.  6 feet, 9 inches.


Stephen Merchant.  6 feet, 7 inches.

The Broadway show "Magic/Bird/Stephen Merchant," about the friendship between Larry Bird and Magic Johnson which becomes strained by British comedian Stephen Merchant's pointless presence, is playing at the Longacre Theatre.  Visit telecharge.com for tickets, and enter the promotion code "CelebriGum" to enjoy a 20% discount!

18 comments:

  1. Those guys in suits would not be former CIA agents who have a penchant for hookers, would they?

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    1. Who knows? They could be hookers who have a penchant for suits.

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  2. Can I get tickets if I go stand in line at that place that says TKTS over in Times Square? I've never been sure what that name means.

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    1. Yep, discount Broadway tickets. They skimped on letters for the sign and pass the savings on to you.

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  3. Is there a "tall guy" discount? I'm 6'4"...

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    1. I don't know. But you must be a nightmare to sit behind at the theater.

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    2. Only because the back of my head is unusually attractive. It's very distracting.

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  4. @Karl , u don't txt mch

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  5. Magic Johnson, is it bad that I still laugh when I hear his name?
    Larry Bird, is it bad that I still vomit when I see his face?
    Steven Merchant, is it bad that I still ask "who" when I hear his name?

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    1. I think I need help. Is there a support group for people like me?

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    2. There aren't even people like you.

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  6. The Toast in the MachineApril 27, 2012 at 9:17 AM

    I'd take advantage of that 20% discount, but I'm a little short... :(

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