What an exciting month for Julia!
Not only is she starring in the new HBO series "Veep," she was just named one of 2012's Most Beautiful Women by Gum With People Magazine!
The May issue of Gum With People Magazine is on newsstands now, tucked way in the back behind popular magazines that people actually buy.
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ReplyDeleteI'm an "author" now, apparently.
DeleteInteresting philosophical question: if everything the author ever wrote he/she then deleted, would he/she still be an author?
DeletePlease don't take this away from me/myself/I... I have so little.
DeleteI personally have written the best novel ever written, but then quickly deleted it. I have book signings. People come up to me and have me sign nothing.
DeleteDearest Julia Louis-Dreyfus,
ReplyDeleteI have written a STRONGLY worded letter to the editor of Gum With People Magazine. I happen to know for a FACT that based on repeat votes from me alone you should have been named 2012s MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN, not just "one of". While my mailman has told me he doesn't know where to send the letter, I'm sure the editor will soon know of this in justice.
Your pal,
David
P.S.
Just so you know, your restraining order on me expires in November. You may want to refile soon.
Calm down. As luck would have it, I know the editor of Gum With People Magazine. I have close professional relationships with most of the big players in the gum/celebrity business.
DeleteThe editor says Marg Helgenberger got the cover and the #1 spot mainly on the strength of the red dress picture that's the CelebriGum Facebook page cover photo.
You must get to go on a lot of gum/celebrity junkets.
DeleteSo, how have the Double Mint Olson Twins been doing?
DeleteGum With People is available at your local newsstand, right next to Gums & Ammo...
ReplyDeleteNotes for future joke:
DeleteTake my gum/pry/cold, dead mouth
Is this where we submit our Magazine Gum parody titles? MAD=GUM... how do I do it?
DeleteHow do you not?
DeleteI wonder when the "sexiest wad of gum alive (or affixed to a window ledge)" issue will be coming out?
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