CelebriGum is excited to welcome only its second single-name star, after Sting. And the first one to get his own entry: Sting was relegated to the Two-Thirds of The Police entry.
Still hoping to eventually get Madonna, Cher, Oprah, and Fidel.
And how great would it be to get a picture of the gum with Jesus!
I'm not optimistic. Even if Jesus comes back, he'll probably only do Jay.
I'm not optimistic. Even if Jesus comes back, he'll probably only do Jay.
I understand Jesus is a car nut.
ReplyDeleteWe've got enough wine. How about turning water into 92 octane Super?
DeleteI'd settle for 87. I drive a pickup truck.
DeleteJay's hardly exhibited Christian values when it comes to the hosting of 'The Tonight Show.' So, interesting choice by JC in that regard. But perhaps JC believes Jay's soul needs him more? -- CelebriGum giving us spiritual questions to ponder.
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Various denomination clergy are always on call at the CelebriGum Chapel if you want to talk things through.
DeleteSo ecumenical of you. And do you perform weddings at the CelebriGum Chapel?
DeleteJan B.
Oh, sure. And guess what the wedding photos look like.
DeleteIf the groom stomps on a piece of gum, does somebody yell "mazel tov?"
DeleteMore revenue streams for CelebriGum. Also perhaps partner with Roseland Ballroom for the receptions? Catering by any number of establishments nearby. Combine ceremony with a tour and a show. The money-making potential seems limitless.
ReplyDeleteJan B.
Strange how people often type "limitless" when they mean "limited."
DeleteThought CelebriGum had more vision. Then again, look at how blurry this, and some of the other photos, have been. Well, I suppose that's just an artistic choice[or the quality of your equipment]. Don't limit yourself, CelebriGum.
DeleteJan B.
Everyone's a critic.
DeletePerhaps the darkness surrounding Seal is symbolic of the darkness created by the loss of light and brightness that had filled his life and had emanated from soon to be ex-wife, Heidi Klum? CelebriGum sees beneath the surface in matters of the heart ...
ReplyDeleteJan B.
I don't know if it means anything, but the Comedy Computer just blinked, whirred, and spat out the single word "CelebriKlum."
DeleteSteve, I'm afraid I'll have to report you to the U.S. Dept. of Justice, you-know-what division.
DeleteNo need. The you-know-what division constantly monitors the Comedy Computer. I've already been indicted.
DeleteOn first glance at your last tweet, it was hard not to recoil at your inclusion of the term "slut." But with attribution to Rush, that changed everything. And thus my instant, knee-jerk, offensive-to-all-females' response was quickly replaced by my urge to thumb my nose at Limbaugh by defiantly continuing to view CelebriGum photos, with abandon.
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