A reminder to all inmates behind the metal barriers of New York's minimum security prisons:
Celebrities such as Jon Stewart visit you out of the goodness of their hearts. As they leave, do not create an awkward situation by pleading with them to smuggle in cigarettes, weapons, or other contraband.
If there are further incidents of this sort, Mayor Bloomberg will take the city's prison facilities off the honor system, and nobody wants that.
Jon Stewart might actually want a copy of this photo, CelebriGum, as the perspective helps him to look far less vertically challenged than he actually is. Probably should contact his people to arrange the deal. And to my eyes, it appears that Stewart is saying to the woman on the left, "Hey, what do you want from me, lady?" Well, he is big, in celebrity stature, anyway.
ReplyDeleteJan B.
I didn't know Jon Stewart was vertically challenged. At the angle I got him, he looks a bit diagonally challenged.
DeleteOrange traffic cone grew up and doubled. At this rate New York will be infested with Orange traffic safety devices within the millennium. You heard it here first.
ReplyDeleteIt's the pythons and the Everglades all over again. Though the pythons are not as visible to motorists.
DeleteThe motorists are not visible because the pythons swallowed them.
DeleteIs it just me or did 53rd St. suddenly get a lot wider?
ReplyDeleteThe camera adds ten feet.
Delete"the camera adds ten feet" the title of my autobiography, if I was an adult film star.
DeleteBada-bing, bada-boom.
DeleteWaka waka waka...
DeleteIf this were Arizona, those inmates would be wearing pink boxer shorts.
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