Lana Del Rey, meet Lumpa Dull Grey.
I try to avoid relying on wordplay, but, well, there you are.
Complaints may be sent to the U.S. Department of Justice, 950 Pennsylvania Ave. NW, Washington DC 20530-0001, attention: Gum, Cracker, & Condiment Pun Enforcement Division.
She must be very cold. So cold her arms fell off.
ReplyDeleteI believe this was the 3rd agency that Rick Perry wanted to eliminate.
ReplyDeleteThey're fighting a losing battle anyway. It's time to consider legalization.
DeleteYou'll never convince Republicans to denounce Reagan's war on puns.
DeleteCould someone please concoct a labored response involving "Repunblicans"? I need to go to bed.
DeleteI'm out.
DeleteIgnoring the punning issue, might Lana be seen as calling to the man in black in the foreground, or more importantly, perhaps she's actually serenading our photographer and his trusty gum?
ReplyDeleteIf only I'd thought to take a video and capture her angsty gum ballad.
ReplyDeleteYou'd think that the Gum, Cracker, and Condiment Pun Enforcement Division (GCCPED) would have a website where you could register complaints online! It cost me $.45 to mail my complaint today. I COULD'VE USED THAT MONEY TO BUY GUM!!!
ReplyDeleteI guess you might find gum for 45 cents, but I don't know if it'll be new unchewed gum.
DeleteCertified, pre-chewed gum is perfectly acceptable.
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