Kate Beckinsale

"Kate!  Do you know the identity of the Mystery Chewer who'll be revealed on Sunday?"

"Can you comment on the rumor that it's Trident gum, Kate?"

"How long has the gum been on the ledge?  Kate!  Give us something!"

"Did you chew the gum, Kate?"

"Is the chewer a celebrity or a Late Show staffer?  Or someone else?  Help us out, Kate, we've been waiting here for hours!"

"Does that guy in the red shirt really think he'll get a decent picture of you, Kate?"

"Kate!  Are you here for the countdown to CelebriGum's overhyped "Mystery Chewer Revealed" event, scheduled for halftime of the Super Bowl on celebrigum.com?"

"Kate!  Kate!  Ah, forget it, guys, she has no idea what we're talking about."