A voice called out from the crowd: "Look to your right, Jessica, star of "Coriolanus," "The Help," and "The Tree of Life"! So Steve can get a CelebriGum photo that, unlike so many from the past year and a half, actually shows your face! Because although Steve uses CelebriGum's absurd juxtapositions to gently mock our celebrity-mad culture, even he isn't immune to the urge to get a decent photo of a celebrity!"
I don't know who yelled that oddly formal outburst, but thank you.
That boy grew up to become the star of the hit TV show "Sorry Buddy". And that's the rest of the story.
ReplyDeleteThank you, buddy.
DeleteWow, her dress is Wrigley's Spearmint green. How fitting.
ReplyDeleteThough if you'll recall, Karl, the gum is now believed to be green Trident. So I don't know if that counts as a subtle protest or a meta joke or a misplaced tribute or... Anyway, it's optimistically spring-like for February.
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ReplyDeleteOh great. We've got a Gum Birther Truther on our hands.
DeleteYes that shade of green in her dress looks suspiciously similar to the shade of green they use in the flag of Burkino Faso. I demand an investigation!
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