Well, this was disappointing:
To: Steve Young, CEO, CelebriGum Inc., Penthouse Suite, 1 CelebriGum Plaza, New York NY 10019 USA
From: Angela Merkel, Chancellor, the Bundestag, Berlin, Federal Republic of Germany
30 November 2011
Dear Herr Young,
It is with great regret that I confess I have not been able to write a humorous commentary for your photograph of Katie Holmes with the gum.
When I agreed to be a guest commentator some time ago, I did not anticipate that an unprecedented financial crisis would soon be afflicting the Euro zone. I have been extremely busy dealing with that bullshit, if you'll pardon my French.
I apologize for letting you and the CelebriGum community down, and I hope that when order is restored to Europe's financial system, you will consider giving me another chance. In the meantime, Berlusconi's free; you might try him if you're looking for something smutty.
I wish you continued success with CelebriGum and I look forward to seeing you again at the next G8 Summit.
Best,
Angela
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ReplyDeleteI thought she was married. Isn't her name Katie Cruise? It just falls off the tongue like a pound of thumb tacks.
Or as Angela would say, a kilo of Thumbtacken.
ReplyDeleteI've been to the Bundestag.
ReplyDeleteKerfuffle!
ReplyDeleteDid I mention that i've been to the Bundestag? Also that I know a little German? He's standing right over there.
ReplyDeleteWaiting for somebody to say Gesundheit...
ReplyDeleteGesundheit.
ReplyDelete"Did I mention that I've been to the Bundestag?" is a great line to use anytime there's a lull in any conversation.
ReplyDeleteGesundheit!
ReplyDeleteIf there's a lull in a conversation I like to say "who cut the cheese?" I'm rarely invited to social functions.
ReplyDeleteEspecially the social functions of the lactose-intolerant.
ReplyDeleteGumzendheit!
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