Does it seem like Jonah Hill has been on the Late Show, and CelebriGum, a lot lately? Here's another Jonah Hill limerick, keeping with the tradition started by the November 29th entry.
Jonah tells stories so piquant
It's nice he can come back so frequent.
But could we book others?
Like perhaps Sally Struthers?
The answer: no, apparently we quant.
A dodgy limerick every time Jonah Hill shows up! That's CelebriGum's promise/threat to you!
Let me try!
ReplyDeleteYou know Jonah Hill
He wasn't in Kill Bill
He was so fat
he ate a cat
his brother is Dr.Phil
Nailed it!
Nulled it!
ReplyDeleteHey there goes Johah Hill
ReplyDeleteHe used to eat like Bill (Clinton)
But then he skinnied up
And stopped eating two sup (pers)
Now he's as sleek as a cat
Soon he'll be talking to Matt (Lauer).
I think I've created a new form of modern poetry. Besides all the poets I know say that strictly rhyming poems are very passe these days. Ahh those poets - wouldn't you know it (s)?
Bits in parentheses--always a good sign.
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