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Monday, December 19, 2011

Ben Stiller

Well, this sucks.  Ben Stiller, in the guise of a movie star arriving at the Late Show to promote his film…



…entered the building unchallenged and stole $20 million from CelebriGum!


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18 comments:

  1. Has the hit count gone up since the gallery show and press coverage?

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  2. Hey congratulations on being 46 instead of 49.

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  3. Thanks. It feels almost like being 45 again.

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  4. Also about this post. Do many guest show up with their school bag on their back?

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  5. Not many. But see the Ed Helms entry from April.

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  6. They say that 46 is the new 45.

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  7. What does 42 feel like (I'll be there next year)?

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  8. I've noticed how comments rarely have anything to do with the actual photo(s).

    Do the guests know they're on this site?
    What's Ben Stiller like? Do you know how his father is doing?

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  9. Most guests don't know they're on CelebriGum, I don't think. Nikki Reed, who was in a recent entry, did see my tweet and retweeted.
    Haven't met Ben. Know nothing about his father's current status. But thanks for trying to steer the conversation back to "relevance."

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  10. Albert Einstein's Extra Special Theory of Relativity says that gravity doesn't effect internet comments. It was one of his forgotten theories.

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  11. to answer jason, 42 is the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything.

    back to ben, maybe if he had a tushie looked cuter in a tight white dress, someone would carry his back pack like that guy with jessica biel's umbrella?

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  12. 42 sounds awful! I'll check Groupon.

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