Anthony Bourdain

Over the past sixteen months, I've been straight with you about problematic photos and celebrities who are impossible to identify.  I think I've earned your trust.

So you'll have to trust me when I say this is Anthony Bourdain.

You almost have to trust me that the gum is there, but not quite.  It's dimly visible in the lower left.  

Now I have to trust you to decide whether this photo is hauntingly artistic or a pathetic mess.

Next time: the very special Christmas Edition of CelebriGum.  Many phrases might describe that entry, but "hauntingly artistic" isn't one of them.