Regis Philbin

He holds the Guinness World Record for most hours spent in front of a television camera.  Even when he's not a guest, he drops by the Late Show to help out with the comedy.  Afterwards, he shmoozes on the sidewalk.  Regis may actually be the hardest working man in show business.

But Regis, it might be time for a little vacation.  The relentless schedule seems to have disoriented you.

  When it's time to go home, you hail a cab, not a food cart.