Mark Harmon

When CelebriGum started last summer, the gum was an unknown.  It was thrilled to have a gig at all, and couldn't have been more modest and cooperative.

Those were the days.

Fast forward a year.  It's contract renewal time for the world's most famous piece of old gum, and it knows it's got me over a barrel.  Big pay raise, more days off, a private trailer, a cut of the merchandising…yes, sure, of course.  But the real diva behavior is the gum's demand that in a certain percentage of the pictures, it must be in focus rather than the celebrity. 

Sorry, Mark.  I had no choice.