"A perfectly silly, genius idea" -- David Letterman

Friday, May 27, 2011

Dr. Phil, and a rude interruption

Not only is Dr. Phil a good Late Show guest, he's also an excellent CelebriGum subject.  His large shiny head serves as a beacon to distinguish him from --


"Hey, jerks!  It's me, the Evil Gum on the adjacent window ledge!  I get lots of great views of celebrities too, but it doesn't count because I'm not THE gum!  CelebriGum purists and snobs wish I would just go away!  Well, I won't go away and I won't shut up!  Deal with it!"

Wow.  Okay.  Sounds like someone could use counseling from an unlicensed TV therapist. 
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7 comments:

  1. PattyMay 27, 2011 at 7:04 PM

    Evil Gum needs to chillax!

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  2. The Toast in the MachineMay 27, 2011 at 9:38 PM

    Bob Marley:
    "Them belly full, but we hungry;
    A hungry gum is an angry gum..."

    ReplyDelete
  3. Steve YoungMay 27, 2011 at 9:53 PM

    Patty, we can't truly understand Evil Gum's pain and rage. As Pete Townshend sang, "Nobody knows what it's like to be the bad gum, the sad gum, behind gray soot."

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  4. The Toast in the MachineMay 28, 2011 at 12:23 AM

    He definitely has his supporters, Steve. In fact, John Lennon once wrote, "All we are saying is give piece of angry gum a chance."

    (But then he was mistakenly shot by an angry, warm gun...Damn typos.)

    :(

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  5. Seth MadejMay 28, 2011 at 11:07 PM

    I'm switching over to the Evil side of the gum. It's bright blue and the new thing. Suck it, dirty old gum!

    ReplyDelete
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