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Thursday, April 7, 2011

Ed Helms

CelebriGum is pleased to feature its first backpack-wearing celebrity!  Mr. Helms is charmingly unpretentious.

However, the increasingly heavy backpacks carried by today's celebrities can lead to back pain and poor posture, according to the American Celebrity Chiropractic Association.

Celebrities are encouraged to follow these backpack guidelines:

* Make sure your backpack weighs no more than 10% of your celebrity body weight.

* Choose a backpack with wide, padded straps, and always wear both straps when traveling to talk show appearances, award shows, and gala premieres.

* If the backpack is too heavy, talk to your manager or agent about which Emmys or Oscars, large stacks of cash, or other celebrity items could be left at home.  

Be safe, Ed!  A reminder from your friends at CelebriGum.


ALERT!  Historic CelebriGum entry coming on Saturday!  

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11 comments:

  1. The Toast in the MachineApril 7, 2011 at 5:42 PM

    Do you think he's packin' any celebrity Gum in that celebrity backpack?

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  2. Steve YoungApril 7, 2011 at 5:49 PM

    The internet is vast. There's probably a celebrity backpack gossip site that would provide your answer.

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  3. The Toast in the MachineApril 7, 2011 at 6:37 PM

    Thanks! I've just tracked down one of those sites. It was located in a garage apartment on the outskirts of that part of the internet that focuses on auto-tuning old Dan Quayle speeches...

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  4. KarlApril 8, 2011 at 1:41 PM

    Verily, I'm laughing out loud (or "LOL" as the younger set is often wont to say these days).

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  5. TooMuchTammyForYouApril 8, 2011 at 1:49 PM

    Oh Toasty...you and CelebriGum never cease to amaze me!

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  6. The Toast in the MachineApril 8, 2011 at 5:47 PM

    It's the Gum, Tammy...and Steve! Thanks for dropping by again. I hope you do it often because I get lonely. Love ya; mean it! XOXOXOXOXOX

    Hi Karl! Where ya been hiding? :)

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  7. KarlApril 9, 2011 at 11:48 AM

    I don't know. I guess I should flap my gums more often.

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  8. The Toast in the MachineApril 9, 2011 at 12:12 PM

    *Rim shot* :)

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  9. FOXYApril 9, 2011 at 1:34 PM

    I wonder if there's a backpack-flavored gum out there. Perhaps it'd be called Bear Food? Or maybe Hiker's Haste? Its tag-line would be, "The Tent Pitcher".

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  10. The Toast in the MachineApril 9, 2011 at 1:37 PM

    Well said, Foxman... Thanks for gumming by, buddy! :)

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