Sylvester Stallone

Hi, I'm Sylvester Stallone, star of "The Expendables" and "Cobra."  Like thousands of Americans, I suffer from a rare condition known as Afocal Chiclesia.  In layman's terms, it means I become blurry when exposed to old gum.

Although the symptoms can be managed through medication and by avoiding old gum, there's currently no cure.  Won't you join the fight?  A very, very tiny portion of your "Expendables" ticket price goes to fund the research of the Afocal Chiclesia Foundation.  Together, we can beat this debilitating disease just like I beat Apollo Creed in "Rocky."  No, wait, I actually lost at the end of "Rocky."  Okay, bad example.